great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Randomize
