You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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