david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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