I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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