You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i think my mom watched the whole time
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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