So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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