My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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