who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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