Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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