She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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