I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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