the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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