But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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