the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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