Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
