Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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