i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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