i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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