how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm too high and old for this...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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