hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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