I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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