can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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