Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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