I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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