its not stalking. its research.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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