Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
dude. I can hear the air.
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