I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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