Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
