I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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