I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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