I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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