I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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