so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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