just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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