Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Who died my cat blue again?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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