hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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