I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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