check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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