Who did Billy Mays play for?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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