if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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