Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Randomize
