We should be called the Road Head Warriors
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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