I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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