Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
honey bunches of taint.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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