we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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