My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
one might say we're banned from that church
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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