I just made out with a guy for $7.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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