The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
