I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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