i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't turn off my feet"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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