I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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